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Terrible survival advice. Excellent dark humour.
The Bear Attack Tip T-Shirt is for anyone whose idea of outdoor wisdom comes with a slightly twisted sense of humour.
Featuring a vintage-inspired bear illustration, gothic botanical details and our signature spiral motif, the design reads:
“Bear Attack Tip: If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later.”
Dark, sarcastic and very definitely not genuine wilderness survival advice, this graphic tee brings a morbid twist to classic camping humour. Perfect for campers, hikers, woodland wanderers and anyone who prefers their outdoor apparel with considerably more personality.
Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it's an easy everyday T-shirt for campsite weekends, road trips, festivals and those occasions where cheerful motivational slogans simply won't do.
Wear Your Darkness.
Product Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight feel
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to help prevent a centre crease
• Double stitching at the neckline and sleeves for added durability
• Vintage gothic bear graphic
• Dark-humour camping design
CARE:
Wash inside out on a cool setting to help protect the printed design. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork.
The Bear Attack Tip T-Shirt is for anyone whose idea of outdoor wisdom comes with a slightly twisted sense of humour.
Featuring a vintage-inspired bear illustration, gothic botanical details and our signature spiral motif, the design reads:
“Bear Attack Tip: If attacked, play dead. It will be good practice for when you die a few minutes later.”
Dark, sarcastic and very definitely not genuine wilderness survival advice, this graphic tee brings a morbid twist to classic camping humour. Perfect for campers, hikers, woodland wanderers and anyone who prefers their outdoor apparel with considerably more personality.
Made from soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it's an easy everyday T-shirt for campsite weekends, road trips, festivals and those occasions where cheerful motivational slogans simply won't do.
Wear Your Darkness.
Product Details
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colours: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather: 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Soft, lightweight feel
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to help prevent a centre crease
• Double stitching at the neckline and sleeves for added durability
• Vintage gothic bear graphic
• Dark-humour camping design
CARE:
Wash inside out on a cool setting to help protect the printed design. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork.
