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Cute dinosaur. Questionable attitude.
Don’t Be A Cuntasaurus brings dark humour to a classic long-sleeve tee, featuring our stitched mint-green dinosaur with wonderfully wonky gothic charm and a message that gets straight to the point. Finished with distressed ivory lettering and our signature spiral detail, it’s playful, rude and very Apparel Alchemists.
Made from soft cotton jersey with a classic fit, long sleeves and ribbed cuffs, it’s an easy alternative wardrobe staple for cooler days, layering season, camping trips or simply making your feelings known without saying a word.
Wear Your Darkness.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit
• Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to help prevent a centre crease
CARE:
Wash inside out on a cool setting to help protect the printed design. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork.
Don’t Be A Cuntasaurus brings dark humour to a classic long-sleeve tee, featuring our stitched mint-green dinosaur with wonderfully wonky gothic charm and a message that gets straight to the point. Finished with distressed ivory lettering and our signature spiral detail, it’s playful, rude and very Apparel Alchemists.
Made from soft cotton jersey with a classic fit, long sleeves and ribbed cuffs, it’s an easy alternative wardrobe staple for cooler days, layering season, camping trips or simply making your feelings known without saying a word.
Wear Your Darkness.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit
• Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7/8" (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to help prevent a centre crease
CARE:
Wash inside out on a cool setting to help protect the printed design. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork.



























