Some games were never meant to be played fair.
Meet the Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throat Punch Hoodie — dark humour, gothic attitude and just the right amount of beautifully twisted chaos.
The front keeps things deceptively simple with the Apparel Alchemists spiral emblem on the chest, while the back reveals the full punchline: a grinning gothic skeleton delivering its own alternative version of the childhood classic alongside the words:
“Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throat Punch! I Win :)”
Bold without taking itself too seriously, this black graphic hoodie is made for lovers of skeletons, alternative fashion, sarcastic humour and clothing that gets a second look. Throw it on for chilly evenings, campsite nights, festivals or those days when subtle simply isn't happening.
With a soft cotton face, cosy ring-spun cotton blend and classic pouch pocket, it's an easy everyday layer with a distinctly darker personality.
Wear Your Darkness.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Soft and comfortable feel
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Small spiral emblem on the front chest
• Large gothic skeleton graphic on the back
• Alternative dark-humour design
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
IMPORTANT FIT INFORMATION:
This hoodie runs small. For a more comfortable fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
CARE:
Wash inside out on a cool setting to help protect the printed design. Avoid ironing directly over the artwork.
